"Allowing neighboring worlds to exist simultaneously in the same location. That is my Stand ability, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap." —Funny Valentine
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (ダーティー・ディーズ・ダン・ダート・チープ Dātī Dīzu Dan Dāto Chīpu), often shortened to D4C (ディー･フォー･シー Dī Fō Shī) and translated back into Japanese as Itomo Tayasuku Okonawareru Egetsunai Kōi (いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為), is the Stand of Funny Valentine, the main antagonist featured in Steel Ball Run.
It's a Close-Ranged and Range-Irrelevant Stand, that first appears in Chapter 61 and 62 of SBR's Manga.
It's not an advanced form of any other stand, but it later has a strong ability named "Love Train".
This stand does not have any Tiers.
Moveset and Passive
|LMB/M1||LMB Combo||The user punches twice, and then shoots his revolver 3 times.||5 Damage
25 Total Damage
|E||Rib Crusher||The user uses both of their arms (D4C’s Arms become visible) to crush the victim’s rib cage while saying “KURAE!”, and once they’ve succeeded, this’ll deal 35 Damage to them.||35 Damage||12 Seconds|
|R||Slam||D4C will send the opponent into the ground making him stay on ground for a few seconds||30 Damage||12 Seconds|
|T||Uppercut||D4C will uppercut the opponent into the air||28.25 Damage||9 Seconds|
|Q||Stand Summon||The user summons D4C , whilst saying “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!”, alongside a light blue/white sparkle effect, a light blue/white explosion looking behind D4C when summoned, and a American Flag that floats away and disappears after a second of D4C being summoned.||None||None|
|LMB/M1||LMB Combo||D4C attacks the enemy 3 times, ending with a kick that deals knockback. This M1 combo is stronger than its stand-off variant.||8 Damage Per Hit
|E||Chop Barrage||D4C continuously throws a lot of chop-like punches at the victim while screaming, chopping them with bloody effects. This deals 1.5 Damage every punch.||1.5 Damage
|R||Heavy Punch||D4C does a overhand punch while yelling, hitting them back with an explosion-like effect. This attack does 30 damage.||30
|G||Clone Bomb||If the player hovers their mouse over a target and presses G, the user takes out an American Flag and whips it flat against the ground as a clone appears and runs towards the target. Once it starts to close in on it's target, the clone will start to have a fiery effect all over it's body as it explodes, while the user says during the explosion "Savor it slowly." This does 35 damage to all in it's range.||35
|G||There's someone approaching you from behind!||The user whips out an American flag and disappears behind it. Afterwards a clone of himself appears, and walks in a straight direction with D4C summoned. If this clone is attacked, the user will reappear behind the opponent for a few seconds.||?||?|
|F||Dimension Hop||D4C whips out an American flag, of which the user dives into and D4C flips the flag around, causing the player to get sandwiched between the flag. Afterwards the user is put into a similar dimension of the original world with a teal screen. The user is completely invisible to the outside world and cannot do anything during this state, however, they regen 25 hp. All damage taken while in the alternate dimension is halved as well. After about 5 seconds, the user automatically leaves the alternate world. The user can also bring anyone with them if they're within the American flag and can attack them inside the alternate dimension. Note: this bugs your camera.||None||~20 Seconds|
|Y||Revolver||The user pulls out a revolver and shoots a single bullet giving a small amount of end lag. Can also be used stand off.||30 Damage||8 Seconds|
|T||Guess Whos Back? / D4C Counter||The user initiates an pose, and if the user is attacked by the victim, you clip onto them pulling them down with your clone coming out of nowhere (rising from the ground), and start attacking the victim alongside your clone whilst saying the quote above your head “Guess who’s back!”, a second afterwards, your clone throws an uppercut, uppercutting the victim into the air. While your clone is attacking, the player would say, "All for one and one for all."||15 Damage
|N||Quotes||Once N is pressed, the user will say any of these quotes:
||None||After current quote ends|
- The user is Funny Valentine, the main antagonist of Steel Ball Run.
- Original Stats: Destructive Power (A), Speed (A), Range (C, 2m), Persistence (A), Precision (A), Developmental Potential (A).
- Namesake is "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, (AC/DC)" a song and album.
- Its stand ability is to travel between dimensions and create different copies of yourself in different realities.
- The user of this stand, Funny Valentine, was the President of America at the time the manga was set.
- The G counter is broken as of 10/15/21.